Weekly Roundup – 03 February 2013

Here in the UK we like to see Chris Evans face. Yes it is beautiful yet full of melancholy. Whereas the US gets stuck with that weird helmet mask hybrid thing.
And the other poster is like it too, yes we can see his face in the UK, but it is not just Scarlett that has been photoshopped skinny, they have given him Gaga alien cheek bones.

SLJ is looking at him like ‘Dude, why are you walking like that?’ While Cap is walkin’ like he’s Tony Manero swingin’ his paint can. Then theres ScarJo in addition to investing in some GHDs, she is dancing to music only she can hear, I know what the music is though, its the opening bars to ‘When you’re good to mama’ from Chicago.

 

I thought this was a joke, but apparently Wahlburgers is a real thing, I think the fourth brother not in the photo is Oscar the Grouch, they all look like they woke up in a dumpster. The one in the middle is not Ice T btw, I thought they had drafted him in as sous chef, my mistake.  Look there are pictures of them on the walls and lists of movies, (well Marks movies anyway) on the ceiling. You’ll never get lost in a Wahlburgers that’s for sure.   And the burgers are covered in something call Wahl sauce, that is just gross.

 

Bieber getting his mugshot taken, just look at the disappointment on that ladies face behind him. Bieber was also in the news for licking a strippers tit. Here is a better picture of Bieber licking that melon head we like to call Chris Pine. He loves it!

 

If it all goes wrong for Little Mix, Jesy Nelson can always find work as a Sarah Brightman impersonator. As long as there’s a West End there will always be Phantom.Also have you noticed someone makes Little Mix get dressed in the dark with only one box of clothes between them. They are being punished for something I just don’t know what …

 

Question: are Union J made of plastic? Answer: Yes