Poor Adam Levine, he thinks he is so cool, with his finger tattoos and being the lead singer of a band, of which you know only two songs. But what he lacks in charm he makes up for in sleaze and terrible clothes. Generally he looks a bit of a muppet, but what type of muppet?
1) The muppet in the snapback. He looks uncomfortable, we feel uncomfortable. He is familar with plenty of baseball caps but that snapback just looks like a safety helmet.
Channing Tatum has learnt how to make the right hat work for him. It was a learning curve.
2)The Muppet who manspreads. Who sits like this? Why would want to purposely look like an arrogant jerk?
Don Draper is supposed to be arrogant. And the other guy is stock photo arrogant guy.
3) The muppet dressed as a chav. Okay so Americans don’t properly understand what a chav is. But this guy is seriously out for a walk and has chosen to team a big gold chain with cropped Kappa trousers. For real, no bet.
4) The Muppet with a mohawk. Fun fact, mohawks aren’t cool. The only people who thing mohawks are cool are people who have a mohawk.
I’ll say it again mohawks aren’t cool.
5) The muppet with too many tattoos. He can have as many tattoos as he wants I don’t care, he is a card carrying member of the celebrity prison tattoo club after all. But you just know he thinks he is a bad boy whose ink tells a story.
In his head he is bad and suave and dangerous. Like these guys. But just goggle the mermaids face on his back.
But really he is a bit of a dofus, like these dudes or Jared
6) The Muppet in the cardigan. It takes a man relaxed enough to wear knitwear and look casual and cool. Get it wrong and you just look like you want to stay at home and eat ice cream on the sofa.
Tom Hardy always makes a cardy work.
7) The loving myself muppet. No one can give hugs as good as Adam Levine can give Adam Levine a hug.
Epic romance or epic self hugs, they all have nothing on Adam
8) Dressing like a trash can muppet.
So Kanye might do it, but people spend lots of money to buy his ridiculous clothes. The only person who can get away with dressing like they just woke up is a washing machine is Helena Bonham Carter. Fact.
9) The muppet who thinks he is some sort of musical icon.
To quote Shania, so what do you think you’re Elvis or something?
10) One of those muppets who wears a Thrasher hoodie even though they have never read it and can’t skate. And he wears it with workout gear.
*cough cough*
11) The peroxide rebellion muppet , Zac Efron did it last year.
I’ll just leave this here.
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