No amount of bad boy charm, poor American/English accent (just let him be Irish, damn it) and eyebrows bordering on Lee Pace level face slugs can over come the variety of bad hair choices that have been afflicted on us, the viewing audience.
Miami Vice – Crockett wore a lovely pastel suit and shoes with no socks, but Colins mullet with added highlights, handlebar mustache and leather necklace is pure pimp.
Alexander – like the girl with all the pet dragons from Game Of Thrones, with eyebrows that dark we know you’re not a natural blonde. This mop does not exude courage or even fear, just pity. There is no way he would have conquered the known world with everyone laughing at him. 
Ondine – The long flowing locks, all I see is Fabio
Mysterious, smoldering yet dangerous
Phone Booth – I just don’t like the side parting and floppy sweaty fringe. Sorry Colin
A New York Winters Tale – No matter what angle this hair cut is viewed from it terrible. Its either Gary Oldman from The Fifth Element
Or that boy from 90s boyband A1 who thought he was hot stuff. Oi! Curtains, no!
Horrible Bosses – much like Donald Trump or Miley Cyrus a comb over fools no one.
Daredevil – bald like a baby and branded like a cow, not cool. 
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